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The Prestige (2006)
Starring Christian Bale, Hugh Jackman, Michael Caine, Scarlett Johansson, David Bowie, Rebecca Hall

Film Prophet's Review...
Christopher Nolan's non-linear movie engineers scientific possibilities indicting dangers of perpetual toil and antagonism to obsession. The amazing script by Nolan and his brother give a rivalry a new perverse perspective. The crafty storyline surprises are thought-provoking and clever to tamper with. Bale and Jackman play devoted onetime partners and now rival magicians in gaslight London who battle each other for stage secrets. Each envies the other's secrets in completing the act. Angier, Jackman, has the showmanship talent while Borden, Bale, is about the trick itself. The men contest about predicaments and moral ethics about tricks in show business. Their sacrifices into work by designing illusions devour them in being the front runner in the rivalry rather than realizing what really matters. The duel is so seductive and unremitting during their battle of intellects. Often they communicate to each other about tricks through their eyes, but what appears ordinary in the film sometimes sets up the film’s own tricks. It sustains a tone of false impressions by misdirecting the audience's attention. There are three timelines to conceal the movie's own surprising secrets in its perplexing and entertaining written plot. The plot is so well written and the direction is superb centering on the main characters. The changing cluttered narrative swings from Caine’s voiceover to diary entries written by Bale and Jackson as this movie’s editing does not unfold the story chronologically like in Nolan’s Memento. The pieces come together when the entire movie finishes up. Various flashbacks of acts shape the present to develop the magicians. They are used as a misdirection device to keep the audience tuned into the final solving ambiguity in the magical act of the prestige. Additionally, this review itself can be a prestige by not writing or explaining the trickery of the film's premise. The movie title refers to the third and final part of a magician's successful trick by bringing the ordinary back shockingly. The greatest trick that explores this consumption is The Transported Man and Angier’s obsession with discovering Borden's secret about it. Angier wants an explanation that is more elaborate and complicated then what he is being told. ‘As soon as you give up a secret, you’ll be nothing to them. Never show anyone. They'll beg you. The secrets will impress no one and the trick you use it for is everything.’ There are hefty accents in the Victorian England setting and there are some very dull colors of browns and blacks with dark lighting. The stage tricks repeats for the movie audience in front of different crowds on screen. Neither man plug in his show to the crowd and there is no marketing technique. It is about the design to outdo one another in the following show or sometimes during the act. The acts of vengeance against one another are gripping such as sequences of incognito disguises surprising one another as crowd volunteers. They go about stealing tricks and doing it better or sabotaging the other's success. Their bitter rivalry has its consequences of obsession and insanity deceptions.

Final Grade: B+/B

Marie Antoinette (2006)
Starring Kirsten Dunst, Jason Schwartzman, Rip Torn, Molly Shannon, Steve Coogan, Rose Byrne

Film Prophet's Review...
Sofia Coppola’s costume period piece accounts of a naive young girl in 1774 who became the queen of France before the French Revolution. Marie-Antoinette, Dunst, is supposed to partake to achieve an alliance between Austria and France by marrying Louis XVI, Schwartzman, the grandson of King Louis XV, Torn. Though she noticeably does not for several reasons that aren’t really towards her and things get worse in Versailles. She inhabits the traditions and customs of queen privileges as attendants dress her and keep track of her at all times. After the movie production finished, it was a long wait till the national release, but that sometimes means the publicity plunges during the course of the year and that is true for this movie. The art direction and set designs were fine, but with all that time and effort going into designing the sets, a script with just a few lines where a chunk are cheap jokes from the supporting characters was poor. Jason Schwartzman is not one to imagine as Louis XVI, still he never says or does anything interesting during the movie as there is little conjugal relations between Louis and his wife. The contemporary music attempts modern Marie in order to humanize the queen, but then it switched back and forth between classical and eighties rock. The movie is slightly joyful; there is no dramatics. They are involved in gossip parties to talk about diamonds, sex, and champagne, the trivial things. There was really no plot or narrative and the second half did not pick up and fell apart even more The casually strung together scenes are leisurely paced with the lack of spoken dialogue as Marie moves along and is told where to go next. Sofia has a tendency to direct in silence and some vague areas to work in her favor. The story is the growth of Marie surrounding the social context of this time, but in fact they hardly socialized with each other. Dunst was never a problem. She fit in her role inherently in every scene as the ordinary folk just gawk in her walking presence because no words are communicated. The dresses and set layouts do the speaking, not literally. The audience sees what she sees and it is nothing but mere facial expressions of wealthy shallow people dressed in neat costumes. In a scene, servants and others aid the new young royal married couple when they enter bed together for the night. Other scenes consist of Marie sitting in her bed and other girls fancying their clothing care displaying new outfits and shoes as instrumental or rock music carries on. It isn't about politics; it's about Marie-Antoinette’s tranquil unfortunate times at Versailles featuring mostly stubborn people. The people are also phony. She claps for ten seconds when no one else does then everyone does to follow and support her when an opera number ended. She was a frivolous, not realizing what is happening out of her borders, such as France’s bread shortages and debt. She wanders around uninhabited locations doing nothing so she is unfairly blamed for the economic troubles of France. The movie ignores history just as she does in Versailles and she is not of concern until things get bad. At the end, she is being blamed by crowds of people and tide turns against her. She didn't ask for any of this extreme constant treatment and supervision like a spoiled light-hearted martyr.

Final Grade: C+/C

Freaks (1932)
Starring Olga Baclanova, Wallace Ford, Leila Hyams, Harry Earles

Film Prophet's Review...
Director Tod Browning has a cast partly of living humans playing as real-life circus spectacles who are deformed, short, and unpleasant to the public eye. They are circus sideshow freaks in the practical world. Although, none of their acts are shown to display in a crowd which don’t matter anyways, the one that truly carries the weight shows up right at the start of the film. A carnival barker hypes a sideshow freak in front of a small crowd and tells her story, which the movie proceeds. The movie audience doesn't see what she looks in the first minute but only hearing the crowd of disgust. A beautiful but callous high-wire artist, Cleopatra, later marries a circus midget, Hans, who inherited millions. She plots with her strongman lover to poison him to death for his money. In retaliation, the freaks in a herd protect the midget and get even with them, hideously. Ahead of its time, the unusual, gothic cult movie was banned in several countries for a long time, eventually inspiration lots of modern monster movies with similar themes. The freaks are abnormal in a way. Some are with no legs walking on hands, or with distorted heads and treated worse than children. The movie is not always seen for the right reasons, but many people can't look past what they see or hear with those voices. Along with other regular people in the circus, muscle man Hercules humiliates the poor Hans, who gets some sympathy from concise teases. Frieda, acted by Daisy Earles, as her midget sister crying at the opposite end of a table to Hans from laughs at him during the wedding feast sequence is very affecting. Running at a little over an hour, the other characters in the circus are not of importance. Some though are physically deformed people, such as conjoined twins and hermaphrodites, than having costumes, makeup, and technology as the freaks. Some argue that freaks are the normal ones in the movie and the normal ones are the freaks. Cleopatra is originally accepted by the freaks admiring her beauty, but she revolts and mocks them soon enough. Consequently, she is deprive of inane humanity and gets disfigured somehow off-screen. She will still nevertheless be part of the carnival, but the visitors will be viewing her in a cage instead. Themes are how outer beauty does not inevitably link to inner qualities and no matter how many times the freaks appear, they are just freaks in the film by appearance despite any inner qualities still labeling them as freak. Others are of course greed as Cleopatra is cold-hearted after all and what lies between normal and abnormal. The movie builds to its memorable climax moment of a dark rainy storm night where the freaks extract vengeance transforming beauty to one of theirs, but even more monstrous and shocking and that is that is horror by being reduced to a hideous outward appearance.

Final Grade: B

The Phantom of the Opera (1925)
Starring Lon Chaney, Mary Philbin, Norman Kerry, Arthur Edmund Carewe, Gibson Gowland

Film Prophet's Review...
At the Opera of Paris, a mysterious, lonely phantom forces a famous singer to give up her role to his unrequited love and unknown singer Christine. Christine meets this phantom, a masked man, in the catacombs lair underground, where he lives. Lon Chaney plays the bitter and vengeful phantom hiding a deformed face behind a mask who terrifies the Opera Garnier causing murder and mayhem in an attempt to impose the management to make the woman a star. He continues to be rejected and becomes infatuated by his understudy soprano and takes her under his wing when Christine continues to see her fiancé Raoul. The universal story is told numerous times in all sorts of entertainment forms and kinds originating from a French novel. It is of high reputation and the timeless concept of the Phantom still fascinates. This movie is not a musical as there is no singing since it is a silent film. In the romance, horror fiction, and mystery macabre, they imitate singing, no lyrics are sound, but just over a short amount of time. There are no voices, just a harmony of the score, so the phantom does organ playing than singing to influence, entrap, and enchant Christine. The falling chandelier right in the middle of the crowd seating, the famous unmasking scene, and most of the underground lake scenes are the real extravaganza detections in the film. The ambition and curiosity is right away in the story with no holding back with the gossip describing facial appearance of what others in the play have seen, as the phantom leaves illegible notes behind. On the downside of things, the two-color Technicolor was awkward near the end with the title cards and screen. It is sometimes blurry, noisy, too dark or just too white, shaky, and unclear. It is not fully dynamic only by music in the flow of things and drains of energy in the three quarters. However, it is more grotesque and has more booby-trapped tunnels than in any later version, which is for the better. The makeup, eyes, and posture for Chaney are frightening, exemplary in dark tones used to heighten the evil and anger. Before the audience sees the hideous skull ghosting face, viewers first sees him as Christine does, under a mask and as a cloaked figure. He develops a penchant for vanishing and roaming around the cellars. The movie is more about him than romance, the play, or the trivial characters so it is closely related to the title, as it all points to the phantom. Often disappointed many times by the following attempts movies have made at bringing this story to the screen, nothing compares to the original story in this silent film. It is the best version of story, but because contemporary audiences are way too familiar with it about a century later, it loses the novelty touch of first exposure.

Final Grade: B-

Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
Starring Ivana Baquero, Maribel Verdú, Sergi López, Doug Jones, Roger Casamajor

Film Prophet's Review...
Guillermo del Toro's Spanish fairy tale unfolds a fantasy and war saga mixed with horror elements that is really an adult fairy tale. In early forties Civil War northern Spain, a twelve year old girl, Ofelia, moves with her ailing pregnant mother and Fascist Captain stepfather into a new home in the countryside cut off from a lot of things but the war still lingers. Ofelia follows a small fairy to a dense labyrinth maze near the farmhouse. She meets a faun who tells her that she is the reincarnation of the underworld kingdom's princess. Her spirit is the long-lost princess and the daughter of the king. Combining historical family drama and fantasy myths to horror opens territory that’s groundbreaking in storytelling borders. Much of the fantasy is overshadowed by the civil war subplot involving a brutal captain who is too bold and ruthless. This plays a key comparison in comparing war and fantasy to horror simultaneously weaving in an adult storyline that Toro directs attention to the evils of war. The Captain and Ofelia’s father is easily a sadistic character with his violent oppressing constraints. Ofelia's fairy tales resemble the harsh war times that are brutal as horror in the ordinary present world. Dignity is destroyed by the Captain’s threatening violence to others, but yet the film looks stunning despite its captivating immortality dilemmas as he is a vicious leader on the protagonist side for quote some time. The harsh drama of the military fighting the insurgents to torture and death is another method to the complex of sadness. The movie appears of a mainstream look with stunningly beautiful textures, but it has unusual human struggles in a cold dreamlike state with exasperation. There are a few fantasy sequences where Ofelia attempts to complete grueling tasks that’ll take her to be the princess of the underworld. It is a race to seek the full princess status. The visual effects and imagery in the fairy tale imagery are vivid.... the magical cinematography and symbols include a mysterious passageways, long narrow green trees, bright flies as pixies, creepy small or big insects buzzing, a fat toad, magic chalk, and a fantasy structure with the walls. The Pale Man, the guardian of the labyrinth, adds height to the horror and his sequence is the most striking part in all of the film. Ofelia, who is never really scared and has no screams, has this book that narrates a story and draws itself as she turns the pages, though the fairies and the story behind the Pale Man are left hazy. The mother, captain, and daughter relationship surrounding duties and the unborn son heads into the movie as the book of fantasy slowly turns its pages as it is heavy about the cruel and abusive control of the Captain and father. The movie's creatures and pixies enchant myth and terror for truth and splendor in an engrossing imagination mixing the dread of the Spanish Civil War.

Final Grade: B+/B

Battle Royale (2000)
Starring Tatsuya Fujiwara, Aki Maeda, Taro Yamamoto, Takeshi Kitano, Chiaki Kuriyama, Kou Shibasaki

Film Prophet's Review...
Japanese students must kill each other in order to survive. One school class per year in Japan is selected by lottery to go to a deserted island and obliged to kill each other with one remaining alive. In the upbringing, they have protested against the school system and the adults begin to worry, so the government created a program in which students are selected go to an island handed with weapons separated to hunt and kill each other until one remains to become the winner. A new class this year of forty-one ninth grade students is drugged up and end on the island. They have to fight each other for three days until there only remains one left. They all have a metal collar around their neck so that the officials can track positions and detect a pulse, and it will explode by breaking rules or being in a danger zone that lights up by daily schedule. They are forced right into the action without an alert and they are unaware of what is leading up. The government discipline on the youth is ultramodern and sadistic, but the drama the movie provides is gripping. It's a ludicrous idea, strikingly original with the direction by Kinji Fukasaku, as the exploration of the sinister idea is convincing with creative violence on sensitive material revolving around the problems with Japanese youth. Based on a novel, the film is close to being an anime style. It is far-fetched and unbelievable, so suiting for an anime format. Deaths occur frequently and it is brutal never knowing when one will go. The screen documents the deaths in text in sequential order of occurrence. The beginning with their seventh grade teacher physically abusing them in front of class strikes a concern and the thought of the youth being slain by mates in a coercion is more unbearable than the subsequent because all the knife stabs and such are expected then. Most do not have reason to kill and play before witnessing deaths. They all react to the program differently; some are harmless or aggressive and it shows how all of the students cope. The middle of the movie is fatal as most are wounded, injured, exhausted, or just chilling out. Most of the students are submissive throughout while others students savor the opportunity. It all depends on attitudes once they are out there and a big difference is their different bags of weapons they were handed. Some have sharp shooting arrows, handguns, big guns, stun guns, axes, or little of a weapon like a pot lid. These can be used as intimidation forms of protection, even though they are untrained in weapons as many of the characters were equated down with their weapons. The characters stay true, testing best friendships, leaving messages of farewell behind before game begins, and the tragedy sets up after they leave the classroom on the island. It is clear which students will last toward the final showdown with those who have more killing or background scenes. Photographs remind them with some flashbacks to normal times to gradually know the main characters. Life at stake and motivations to carry on creates friction between teenagers in the game of elimination. “Really trusting someone is a hard thing to do.” The viewer ponders what he or she would probably do in a situation like this with the reluctance and paranoia. There are not many plans or strategies because everything is so quick and they are young. Complex questions are regarded with the film’s futuristic and social issues… the shift from the childhood to adulthood through the thirst for blood and violence. The students do share childlike qualities, by being kind and having frisky attitudes, but it is not for long. Friendships and loyalties part ways, hate shapes, and the motivation to survive increases for the fight for survival. “And then, I'm glad I found true friends.”

Final Grade: B

The Wolf Man (1941)
Starring Lon Chaney Jr., Evelyn Ankers, Claude Rains, Ralph Bellamy, Warren William

Film Prophet's Review...
Larry Talbot, Chaney, returns from America to his father’s mansion home in Wales after the death of his brother. He visits a fortune teller at gypsy camp in the woods with two females and soon after Larry attacks a wolf in which attacked one of the women after her palm reading. Larry heard her scream and ran in that direction and beats the wolf to death with his silver cane, but also gets bit. The view the audience sees is between a tree trunk when this happens. Detectives, doctors, and cops, Larry’s father’s pals, and other villagers join in a hunt for the wolf as if the small village is obsessed with werewolves. Claude Rains, Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi, and Lon Chaney Jr. are the top men who portray legendary monsters in early black and white films. Universal Studios was money and three of them are present in this film. Lugosi has a small cameo role as a gypsy, the fortune teller who foresees the fate of the wolf attacks. The cast provides acute acting and this is perhaps Chaney’s signature role. Chaney is excellent as the bothered man and Rains assists wholly as his father. Chaney excels in his role as Larry Talbot and the Wolf Man who is a likable tragic figure; a victim to the werewolf's prey in torment. Maria Ouspenskaya is notable as the gypsy woman who only knows about the truth of Larry’s werewolf status kind. The film comprises of this in agony, but not much in dealing with the aspects of the full autumn moon folklore of the werewolf tales. The makeup art effects on the transformation from man to wolf is neat and elapses over time, haunting feet up, then terror strikes and the English speech breaks down to howls. The forest is foggy, the woods are dense, and the fog covers the ground in almost each scene at night. It’s about in the middle of the film when Larry turns into the Wolf man and he can't help himself from turning into a werewolf. There is humanity beneath the horror because the beast can not control himself till death. ‘Gwen, I won’t need this, I want you to have it, it will protect you.’ A silver wolf cane in a jewelry store with a lady of interest arises the first werewolf talk. After an early romance, it is fast and alarming, and strange things follow Larry. The werewolf lycanthropy with the full bright moon, pentagram marking, and silver bullets are covered very briefly in talks after the first attacks. The full moon wasn't fully capitalized, but the frantic occurrences confuse him and everyone to know what exactly is happening in the entrapping story.

Final Grade: B-/B

Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)
Starring Richard Carlson, Julie Adams, Richard Denning, Nestor Paiva, Whit Bissell

Film Prophet's Review...
Often forgotten when naming the leading legendary monsters in horror films, the name of this creature is the title of the movie, or some call him Gill-Man. He lives under water, no not a mermaid, but a human fish creature unknown and unbelievable as sole kind of its species. A scientific expedition searching for fossils along the Amazon River discover a prehistoric living creature still alive. The fossils they recently found indicate that some Devonian Period monster may still be lurking in the territories of the Amazon. This original story sets in mysterious Black Lagoon, where the crew has close encounters with the Gill-Man, who lives under water and is just defending his turf. The image mostly associated with the web-footed creature is carrying a woman in his arms. However, the creature is not mimicked, lampooned, or recreated as frequent as others. The fifties were seen as inferior to the thirties with the boom of the extraterrestrial science-fiction start. Many other old monster movies have scenarios of beauty and beast like King Kong, though there is perhaps less than a few minutes of that here on and off. The creature is enamored with the leading lady, Julie Adams, very quickly. Remarkably well produced especially by fifty standards, it is stationed in one locale on a small ship on water that just stays there waiting for the gill-man to appear. It’s technically crafty at its time without looking tacky. There are neat underwater scenes with a portable moving camera when a couple of the scientists go scuba diving and searching. Those scenes are aided with melodious music and the stream of the gill-man in there with them. Camera angles are also coming from under the sea looking up to the surface, think Jaws, where a female is swimming freely and undisturbed. The creature’s toiling with the small ship's crane net in the water is natural horror, a sign that the crew is out of comfort zone. The creature’s early horrific ensnaring of man-handling two men under a tent is photographed exceedingly. The underscore of the movie remains to be the sighting of the gilled creature any time on screen. This includes when the music hits and his webbed fingers approaches the out of the water to land in the beginning. He is timely anticipated withholding the imposing figure. His appearances are balanced and in one scene, the spotlight from the ship at night shows the first full showing out of water, leading to a dark underground cave of hideout. The direction has an excellent full capacity of the creature with the crew battling below and above water taking place right around the ship. The unprepared scientist explorers do carry along sharp arrow weapons in their constant hunt as he reappears and strays away in the water. The philosophical dispute between business and scientific research creates plenty of troubles for the crew who some want to take back for credit. ‘We're off for photographs of studies, not trophies - bring back the real thing.’ The lines are humorous, and sharp like the camera shots. ‘We must have the proof!’ For instance, the shot of an injured man in the bed where the camera shows an open window nearby and the creature’s hand is reaching over is absolute astonishing. The music comes to a vivid crescendo when the creature appears and then struggles to survive against mankind and civilization to the eventual end.

Final Grade: B/B+

Halloween (1978)
Starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Pleasence, P.J. Soles, Brian Andrews, Nancy Kyes

Film Prophet's Review...
Several particular movies don't call for reviews. This is one that doesn't yield a review because it is a movie in its own. At the same time, it's in the elite of its genre to discuss and it’s the uprising and foundation of the slasher suspense film in horror cinema making. Some would say this is the most dominant type of horror in comparisons with modern day. That is very true, but to review a movie most people know about and have seen countless number of times is in assessment with every movie, not just one genre where the majority is bad. In the movie, the entire setting is around the day of Halloween and then finishing through its night. The film begins in dawn with a lit jack o lantern against a black backdrop and the memorable and recognizable soundtrack score. The age is young Michael Myers and what the vision features is two eye peek holes from a mask, striking his sister to death in their home on Halloween night. Fast forward fifteen years, the menacing Myers escapes from a psychiatric hospital and visits his hometown while creeping three high school female babysitting friends who soon become the targets of the unstoppable figure. His doctor is in pursuit of the convincing sadistic villain, the ultimate boogeyman. Doctor Sam Loomis attempts to track and stop Myers and believes he has been looking forward to this one Halloween night. He arrives in the small suburb in Illinois, in which the suburb setting is also key… making it connect with the night where Halloween essentially exists. As his doctor says, he has no reason, no conscious of understanding. There are no motives to threatening teenagers visible to the audience, only allowing them to guess. That may be the mere drawback to a thin plot, but that is behind the villain. Michael never speaks one word to anyone and his thoughts if any are kept to him self away from the audience, but his actions are indulging and lasting. The audience hears his breathing, but as inhuman he is, he disappears into the night shadows as he gradually closes in his terror on the girls. He lurks in the wide open though in secret. Michael Myers has incredible stalking speed. Laurie, Curtis, catches the occasional sight of him standing dissonantly on lawns and corners. John Carpenter's directing and crafty camera tilting works the personal point of view of Myers so effectively. This approach is returned too every so often with the musical score. Every frame from his eyesight consists of stylistic techniques. In one scene, he look onwards from school gates without a head or face showing and again, the camera excels. Sometimes the camera positions as if Michael is always watching from the street looking onwards to the characters, even when he isn't, especially in daylight… that is how excellent the camera work. Sometimes he is actually there in a stolen station wagon riding by. Another major reason for the success of Halloween is the musical score composed by a piano melody. The frequent tune appears almost by the minute, as Michael appears in places to a glimpse then disappearing immediately with a second look. The cinematography is great and the musical score adds to the atmosphere considerably, cunningly creepy. The final body count is relatively low in terms of the sequels. There are no gratuitous twists or gore to gross the audience in scares. Carpenter makes the deaths scary rather than just disgusting. Noted often for Jamie Lee Curtis’ breakthrough screaming role and the iconic Michael Myers character, the film has led a spree of sequels with some revolving around Myers. Curtis does not scream until the last fifteen minutes, where Myers is not speeding on feet, just patiently walking and the audience never sees him run, such a cliché contemporary. Though none of the sequels completely match up to this John Carpenter’s original film, Myers proves to be immune to permanent death in its chilling conclusion.

Final Grade: B+/A-

The Wicker Man (1973)
Starring Edward Woodward, Britt Ekland, Christopher Lee, Diane Cilento, Ingrid Pitt, Aubrey Morris

Film Prophet's Review...
Sergeant Howie travels to an island called Summerisle to investigate the disappearance of a young girl. He discovers that the people are uncanny and unhelpful in this secluded society to the public world, but he is determined to get to the bottom of the disappearance. Weird people doing weird things in a weird place do not necessarily express a horror atmosphere. The title of the film, Wicker Man, is a weird title too and it is not clear to those who don't know anything about this story and its final harsh ten minutes to what the title signifies. The film exposes, yes that is the correct word to use, a Pagan society in old customs about raising crops and the worship of vengeful gods. All of the ugly pagan rituals and situations presented are very unbelievable. The art, lighting, and costumes are bland, and the opening is slow. The painful guitar folk music accompanies the movie very frequently. Religious hymns and landscape views are covered in the movie while not a whole lot goes on but too much bad singing. The story can be thin and uninteresting because of this especially when there are no shock elements until one at the end. Howie is appalled when he sees that the schools are teaching the children about sex in very indecent ways in public sites. He hangs around for a long time till something happens. A landlords’ daughter keeps unsuccessfully attempting to seduce the devout Christian cop. Mystery and faith tying in together makes the story skewed and hard to enjoy with scare pagan values defeating Christian. There are too many odd moments in the movie which are utterly unrelated to the any plot. The movie contains folk songs performed by artificial characters in the British film with paltry lyrics. The music scores over the film during many scene transitions with more views of the meager civilization and people. The cast has also little charisma and dull lines. The abundance of constant terrible slow singing and rituals that make the story secondary is one flaw, but another one is most of the movie carries out in sunny daylight. Howie tries to figure out the place with corruption to his face and people not cooperating. There is no horror at all for an hour and a half… there are repetitive sequences of Howie questioning people in daylight about how did the girl in the photograph die or whatever for the most chunk of the movie and they all say they haven’t seen her. He watches females dancing around bonfires, again during the day, while he goes about prattling to others.

Final Grade: C-/C

The Invisible Man (1933)
Starring Claude Rains, William Harrigan, Henry Travers, Gloria Stuart, Holmes Herbert

Film Prophet's Review...
Adapted from H.G. Wells' novel, the early horror film encompasses the classic tale of a scientist turning himself invisible and carrying out the fantasy about what it would be like to be invisible, eventually causing him to coerce the countryside as an invisible killer. Claude Rains gives an unforgettable, and unseen, performance as the compelling title character. It is a remarkable feature since Claude is not seen for basically the entire movie. His distinctive voice establishes the invisible man to his vicious, but exuberance insanity. At the period of the talkie started to boom, the lead act in this movie ironically has little body language and physical acting. Dressed in pass bandages, dark glasses, and cloths to show some form of presence, it is hideous when he is partly undressed. The movie is technically surpassing at that day of age from a visual standpoint when the main title character is not on screen. Along with Claude’s voice, he is accomplished by authentic special effects that aim towards the story… moving of objects like doors opening, glasses breaking, a rocking chair, and other spectacular special effects and tricks. The visual effects make the sensation of his body room around and move through rooms and places. Although he is on screen in nearly every scene of the film, he isn’t visually present, leaving Claude’s performance to be almost a complete vocal one. The audience watches the characters in the movie from a point as he does as the audience is just like the characters as well since they can't see him. A great thing is that the audience envisions he is actually invisible the whole time he is dressed in ragged clothes. The movie begins excellent as he is already invisible seeking a shelter at a snowy inn as the wind noise outdoors adds to the effect. He turns his room into a science lab and just wants to be left alone and requests to be undisturbed. It doesn’t last long when he is seen, then tossing people down the stairs with a screaming lady. This leads to a stunning scene of him undressing in his room headless as he relishes his mad ghostly laugh. Fun and often humorous sequences follow as it is hilariously evil when he runs around and can't be stopped physically, fooling around the town. It is interesting to find out about the regulations of food and drink and like that, the script has human and scientific elements. There aren’t any talks after a minute that aren’t extraneous to the title character and his story. His friend scientists talk about how he worked in secret and is missing. The town works together in search parties to find him as the invisible man is losing his sanity. His vain and bad-tempered personality gets to him. His murder talks with his allegedly crime partner is hilarious in Claude’s deadpan tone. Momentous influence to the mad doctor subgenre, director James Whale creates a disguised mad man in the stupendous black and white atmosphere. Fantastic quotes are spread throughout the film - so, I see - you all sit there doing nothing, nothing! Universal studio horror at its best, it’s the prime of madly horror amusing movies.

Final Grade: B+

The Queen (2006)
Starring Helen Mirren, Michael Sheen, James Cromwell, Sylvia Syms, Alex Jennings

Film Prophet's Review...
The film takes an approximate glance between Queen Elizabeth II and British Prime Minister Tony Blair’s interaction in royal London following the death of Princess Diana of Wales. It documents and looks at the relevancy of the royal family to government in modern society and the period between the death and funeral of Princess Diana. Press matters into the film, by archives, as well to the characters, by television news, as most of their lines come straight from observations of what they see on television in their palace. They are politically social adults with the voting polls races landslide type of blissful chat about superiors and elections. Blair defends the Queen to the press, as they exchange mediocre advice to each other. As nervous and uncertain Blair is, the Queen is accused of not showing enough remorse. The dialogue is soft, and so it does not create intense interaction, just as how the royal tier likes it. It mixes fact by footages of Diana with fiction in dialogue by the performers. More coherent true words come from their televisions than their small opinions on it. Paparazzi follows a car around at night for a minute is the most drama or action this film depicts and it was really below average. There are no big scenes and the film is mostly slow. The set design is rather immobile, too delicate, as everything is an antique, very precious up near. The objects and furniture are set in the distance away from the characters in the background. The camera is not up close to the performers either, so there is always room for the setting and appropriate manners and gestures when meeting the queen, the title character, and calling some majesty. This is an actors' film in a way, but not a whole lot goes on in the true-life storyline and some light humor was supposedly written and so, none was etched in mind. There is no comedy in the film really though it is a Biography-Comedy. Princess Diana is captured by news reels and archives. A dozen of two second archives for several occasions during the film do not establish a storyline. In fact, it vacates the film even further, akin to the scenery. Ten minutes within after the news of death, the royal characters try to state a concern about Diana, but they are really people with few concerns so that they don't really know how to handle a misfortune like this… so they spend time looking at televisions and contacting people over the telephone... from the distance... for the entire film, because these characters in the royal level are never really close to each other or to the audience. It did not go into the relationship between the Queen and Diana which could have added credence. During the long stretch of Diana's accident, the film is proper and esteemed towards the delicate situation. The rise of modern politics to the royal family is by coping in front of their televisions and the ol’ Queen is to look glamorous with tears. Their hair and clothes always look ideal no matter what time of the day it is. It is a series of unexciting tabloid accounts and discussions with the Queen and the Prime Minister, but it all did not transmit well to the silver screen.

Final Grade: C+/C

Flags of Our Fathers (2006)
Starring Ryan Phillippe, Jesse Bradford, Adam Beach, Barry Pepper, Paul Walker, Joseph Cross, Tom Verica

Film Prophet's Review...
Directed by Clint Eastwood and screen written by William Broyles Jr. and Paul Haggis, the story focuses on heroism towards three men, Doc, Phillippe, Ira, Beach, and Gagnon, Bradford, whose lives are celebrated around the end of the Second World War for most notably raising the American flag on Iwo Jima. One photograph taken at one position at time represents fleeting interpretations from subjective beliefs to some, but for those in the photograph, a lifetime caught in the flash. The photograph of six soldiers raising an American flag on the flank of Mount Suribachi is the Japanese island commanding high point. It signaled more than just words, actually speechless relieves for Americans at home. This Pulitzer Prize winning photograph condenses victory and optimism of men in war and the six men in the picture become instant war heroes. The three who remain alive are sent to America for a tour of entrances, applause, handshakes, waving, and speeches about buying bonds to support war while mothers ask the three if their sons were in the photograph with them. They are men who are reluctant, manufactured by this and are short-lived because of it. The film opens with the photograph spread on the newspapers, as the film goes back and forth between time periods to wipe out the vagueness of the photograph and the men before and after on Japan then. Eastwood and the editing use some foreshadowing techniques in the editing that skips around in eras where key events are transpiring. This is most effective when the memories of the three soldiers are visited back to the screen that weren’t finished before, as they are completed visually to the audience. The film goes back to the battle at Iwo Jima and leads up to the flagpole truth. The arrival at the Pacific war against Japan is grinding plausible; loud gunshots, mass carnage, and sudden death that lasts for over ten minutes at the first part during the movie. The production design with the fleet ships and all is vigorous, as there are no bright colors, except one can recall the Strawberry or Chocolate part at another point in the movie. Eastwood makes it apparent how meticulous his attention to detail is, especially the casting. After neither soldier is truly introduced in the opening of the movie, they are ready to set on battleground. When the movie concentrates on the three, they develop during war and after when it matters to the story. The doctor provides immediate on battle field medical help to wounded Marine soldiers who had no chance of survival. Adam Beach as Ira plays the alcoholic Native American who endures the unconcerned racism of the era and the unwilling rise to national hero. Barry Pepper as their dedicated sergeant was magnificent in his supporting role. The reluctant men were not only were fighting for their country, but for their buddies. In one scene captured at night, a handful of Japanese men run towards and stagger American soldiers from behind in a pit. This ensued Barry Pepper's character to not shoot his rifle from a distance, rather approach the Japanese men with his long narrow knife insistently. The narration at the end of the movie is by another character who isn’t really introduced, but like the characters, the movie is not close to being ideal. Character names are tossed around who are dead men names who are not expanded in the story but only in the lasting experience of fellow soldiers. The audience does receive some inducing parts in the story of weep to mostly the three men during their causes later on in a few wrenching moments. The end product of the movie as a whole is poignant and moving. It's semi-tragic towards war that is a drama that revolves around it. Newspapers print what the home wants to see and read. The movie is a homage to the honor the dead of the war. Society creates national heroes in one jiffy who sadly fade out of the picture when the present glory is over.

Final Grade: B+/A-

The Departed (2006)
Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson, Mark Wahlberg, Martin Sheen, Alec Baldwin

Film Prophet's Review...
Set in Boston, the story follows a gangster-to-cop, Damon, who infuses the police department working both sides and a young undercover cop, DiCaprio, is sent to infiltrate the Nicholson’s Irish mob during the same time. These two find out that a mole is in each respected party and neither knows about each other’s identity. Their objectives are to find out who is the mole and try not to mess up by being the mole to others on the original side. Director Martin Scorsese has a talent pool of key actors who were all tremendous in the male dominant play. Scorsese certainly brings out the best in every performer. Also, one female character is in the mix between Damon and DiCaprio holding an innocuous integral part. Nicholson savors each moment in front of the camera with improvisational excitement leading the city's most infamous organized crime in the story. The other actors occupy supporting roles grand. Ray Winstone, Mr. French as Nicholson’s nearby partner, is solid and Anthony Anderson as part of the police department has a perplexing role at couple of ending sequences. Scorsese’s load of American Gangster epics continues where two young Irish men in a Boston's Irish community pretend to be like one in brutal cop-mob activities in a dangerously and witty environment. Nicholson begins and addresses the tone of the film with a dark figure contrasting the lighted ones as the lighting captures the soul of the antagonist character. He takes a kid under his wing who grows up to be a cop, Damon. As various occupations, murders, and false accusations wind down through acts like head shootings, fist bashings, and grudges, more intricacy happens after every stressful scene for two and a half hours. This is really DiCaprio’s movie to shine in, in which he does superbly. It is paranoia confined acting for DiCaprio plus Damon over suspense in finding out identities. Secret information pass by in forms of cell phone text messages to alert the opposition party from the other side to counter plans of penetrated operations. An interesting facet is when other characters try to find out who is the rat by leaking artificial information to people in the party just to discover if somehow the false information is sent back to them from the wrong way. Sounds compound because that is what it is. Glaringly clever and tricky, the malice roots beneath the two undercover cop and mob positions from both corresponding parties are entirely sound and stimulatingly complex. The movie progresses into the minds of the audience midway when the undercover infiltrate situations blooms. The swift editing is lucid and quixotic, gliding from one scene to the next keeping the pace moving. The dialogue is stern, arrogant, and hard-nosed among the cops and mob members. Many surprises happen in unexpected plot turns and developments with so many characters at supply. The last half hour is so fast and convoluted while the first half hour is a gala on black humor through prejudice, sexual, and derogatory terms used to hilarity on heritages and professions. The entire main cast gets a piece of the incitement with some sort of ensuing encounter, but no more than Wahlberg who is excellent at this portion of a comedic relief. Away from the plot, one movie surprise is Wahlberg as scene stealer which has hardly happened before especially in all his lead work. This performance is the best of his career and Alec Baldwin and Martin Sheen as head positions in the police force also drive the film into the right direction from Scorsese.

Final Grade: A-

Les Diaboliques (1955)
Starring Véra Clouzot, Simone Signoret, Paul Meurisse, Charles Vanel

Film Prophet's Review...
Director Henri Georges Clouzot’s French black and white mystery in a psychologically gloom atmosphere ends with a message for the audience to others, ‘don't tell them what you saw.’ Two anguished women are the wife and mistress of an all-boy vicious boarding school principal and headmaster as both connive together in a scheme to murder him. The man has pompous traits nevertheless an entertaining piece. The wife is practically vulnerable of committing the crime and somewhat displaced in bewilderment, as she is dreading an escape without divorce. “I must warn you, if you miss your chance, he won't miss his.” They drown him in a bathtub after a drug dose and dump the body to let someone find it, but the body disappears. Everything went so proper that the audience shares almost half of the anxiety by the two females and they get real uneasy. This all happens at the turn of the hour before the audience starts inflowing into the story and begins wondering what happened when the movie demands an intolerable attention. The story withholds the plot developments of worries between the mounting frictions toward everyone in the story. In a frivolous start, children run around, the husband is upset over little things, and adult characters mingle without a plotline yet to fall into place until the tricks let loose near the end. Little scenes build up to the big ones… hiding and sealing evidence from others with the body carried along with them. At a careful pace, building tension slowly, it sets up patiently and soundless at steady activities by acting, editing, pacing, writing, and camerawork all moving along. There are no loud noises and music score as it’s pure acting and cinematography. The lighting is brilliant for the finale nerve-wracking sequence of stifle. Ambiguous splattered clues arise that just torture pain for them and the audience should not stop watching for a second. Excruciating suspense in full of scary scenes in between middling ones slowly drive the women paranoid. There is no chance of recognizing the clues as misdirection aims at mental pressure. The wife is a bundle of nerves and weak minded at stake, fainting occasionally with a heart condition, and the mistress is a cold blonde. Shock, mystery, ugliness, insecure worries, diabolical pawns… all words to fit the description of the final hour without going into the paranormal-like plot There are no killer antagonists, crazy people, haunted mansions, heroes, incarnations… and it still shapes up to be a horror film. The most memorable sequence is right at the end that the warping revelation can not be enlightened in words. Watch very closely.

Final Grade: B+

Pumpkinhead (1989)
Starring Lance Henriksen, Florence Schauffler, Jeff East, Cynthia Bain, Kerry Remsen, George Flower

Film Prophet's Review...
The eerie horror film of myth and decency attains a group of traveling city young adults and dirt bikers who go into a redneck country where a witch can unleash an unstoppable demon called Pumpkinhead buried under a pumpkin patch to kill anyone or group who has done iniquitous, murderous acts. The story all occurs in one long day and night near the woods. It has a persuasive angle of the father's devotion towards his young son and the grip of his resentful desires battling with an inner evil spirit, which is out of the blue terrifying. The hour before that grip is dawdling by environment in a thin intrigue. Secluded log cabins in strange tiny folk area on dry and dusty green land covers the scenery as it may be unlikely a suburban audience will connect to the surroundings. The slender presence of the witch with her flimsy speech is a memorable scene. The father resurrects a demon to extract revenge on his son’s death in a culture where money doesn't really mean much as family is his mere value. It is not a movie of various enthralling special effects or with blood and gore everywhere. The sound effects, noises, artificial fog, unnatural lighting, and score are all average and there is little build up to any of the kills in a cabin. The very mawkish characters and others frighten kids of unbelievable myths near a small grocery vegetable place before anything visually is scary. Irresponsible actions carry on and try to cause themselves to innocent people later on by dumbfounded ill outcomes on an accidental silly motorcycle mishap. They weep about drivel and they’re angry at each other for little reasons as the viewer is expected to care who won’t. It's grueling to believe and root for these foolish young adults with severe and unrealistic acting and past actions. A half of the group is wiped out in a few minutes. When one is eliminated, the others just stand there in a yards of distance away and watch and yell out the name when one is on the verge of death without doing anything to save the victim friend. Really, they are all helpless stranded to die because they’re marked and no one should help to get in the way... the unspeakable evil. Pumpkinhead’s complete physical appearance is saved in a while, but somewhat disappoints into a Xenomorph replica from Alien. It is an Alien meets Deliverance type of atmosphere. The creature effects were sometimes limited when the demon is up in the trees or on rooftops and so on. A person is slaughtered after being carried away or raised by a long gripping palm. There is nothing unique or powerful about the demon except a clever villain twist and that that demon dwells on forever.

Final Grade: C/C+

The Lost Boys (1987)
Starring Corey Haim, Jason Patric, Kiefer Sutherland, Dianne Wiest, Corey Feldman, Edward Herrmann

Film Prophet's Review...
A mother and her two sons travel to a Santa Clara in California, a teenage land of murder. At nights, the town is plagued by teenage bikers. The younger son, Haim, makes friends with two other boys who claim to be vampire hunters while the older boy, Patric, is drawn by a girl into the tribe of teenage vampires on their nocturnal spree of bloodsucking havoc. As the brother is slowly becoming one of them, mystifying complications arise during the summer vacation, populated by teenagers everywhere. The stellar top-notch music really adds to the overall sensation and ambiance, especially the track Cry Little Sister. The glam rock and clothing definitely has a teenage appeal. The acting and characters have attractive energy absolute in fun flowing consistently with light frivolous humor throughout the movie. At night, they go out to cruise the boardwalk at an amusement park and inhabit the after-dark teenage world.
The ambitious entertainment genuinely stirs amusing fear. It’s a nostalgic stunner of rowdiness in a product during its period. Enjoying the pleasures of youth, there’s a foremost splash of humor to the horror tale and the result is an exceedingly entertaining film. ‘My own brother a vampire, well you wait until mom finds out buddy.’ Danger lurks behind every character at every place. Everybody chases everybody around with lots of nightly awesome riots, wind blowing screams, and some concise special-effects gore. The vampires and other characters, stylish setting, and climatic tone create its heinous atmosphere than having too many effects. The young acting by the cast is terrific, all the way down to the dog who by the way is the greatest and smartest dog in any movie, are all having tons of wild fun with their parts especially Sutherland as the evil David. He doesn’t even need to speak a word and his face is still vivid to express that mean cool aroma. Motorcycles ride over the sand by an ocean blaring some eighties pop tune and it is still effective and entertaining without digging into a robust plotline. Ultimate allusions and teases, for instance Chinese food and falling off a bridge, leads into more hip music similar to Labyrinth. The flying vampire camera view is clever, as the movie truly creates its own world and draws viewers into its reckless journey when horror movies were cool. These vampires are not old and lonely as it shows. Joel Schumacher directs this horror film that doesn't let down in any manner with classic signs of vampirism to believe there is such a thing. The final long action sequence of house wrecking excitement is fantastic. ‘Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It's fun to be a vampire.’

Final Grade: B+/B

Beauty and the Beast (1946)
Starring Jean Marais, Josette Day, Marcel André, Michel Auclair

Film Prophet's Review...
Long before Disney made the movie an animation musical, the French were the first to display the story live action to motion picture. Unlike the Disney production, there are no fancy little characters like teapots singing tunes or anyone singing at all in that manner. There have been several adaptations, but this one, the original version directed by Jean Cocteau is considered the best screen play, though the animation version was nominated for best Oscar picture. The fairy tale about a beautiful woman kept in a magical castle by a beast is an established folktale with cultural recognition, so nothing should come to a full surprise. An elder merchant father lives in a country farm with his son, whose handsome friend wants to marry Belle, and his three daughters. Two of the daughters are real selfish and pretentious who misuse the third daughter, Belle, as a servant, though she capable of happiness. The merchant gets lost in the forest and enters a strange castle. He picks up a rose for Belle when he leaves and the beast is disgruntled because roses are the only thing he truly loves at the moment. He sentences him to death, unless he gives up one of his daughters within three days. Belle volunteers herself and lives in the castle with the Beast who is not as callous as it seems by his appearance. The black and white photography has a surreal quality in set designs in the mansion. For an example, a candelabrum is made from moving human hands out of a table. The smoky atmosphere is almost dreamy, without any modern costumes or makeup, altered by camera shots and nothing is usual in the castle. Face statues are alive, plants grow over walls, gloves are magic, doors speak, and mirrors talk. These enchanting effects make the film mythological between the coarse and moral subject in the characters’ subconscious. The anticipation of the Beast grows during the family time in the exposition. The music is extraordinary, but scarcely, and the enormous looking dresses and clothes are part of the living. Beast's first entrance is alright, but his strained voice is a strange descent. The projected enemy in the Beast is the first impression and a pre-notion associated with appeals and personal visions slightly change the interpretation later in the story through the Beast’s words and kindness rather than images, which is ironic because the film is mostly visual poetry over words. The objection of the movie is to show that the Beast is a nobleman with affection for Belle and that Belle’s sisters, brother, and his friend have some evil quality attached. The second half of that objection works when Belle hands over a diamond necklace to one of her sisters and it becomes a thread even though they aren’t astonished by the change. The Beast is dressed very subdue in jeweled velvet clad like a nobleman, but he is tempered by raw animal instincts. The romance is not convincing, rather forced, because the love is not proven emotionally and there is no sense of humor. In about ninety tender minutes, there aren’t many scenes to develop between Belle and the Beast as the Beast always rushes into asking for marriage, right away. The Beast comes right out and tells Belle about his inner-self, but there is not enough showing like the expressions in the Disney animation. He tries to entice her over time with magic, hospitality, repeating proposals, and kind words without even discussing about each other. Belle is not in love with the Beast over the course of the film until she talks to her father when she returns that she is going back on her deed. It does not suggest how Belle came to love the Beast so quickly. The brother’s friend who was supposed to marry Belle is jealous and plans to kill the Beast, but he is really a prey to the Beast’s humane wishes of seeing her. No one is in disbelief of what the Beast is capable of, but suddenly jealously and curiosity are strong negative themes coming from them. At times coming to the end, the sublime dialogue is plain and dry like cardboard. The characters are stationary walking through slowly in a big house, magic fortress. Beginning as a Once upon a time quote in text from the director, the happy ending is a disappointment to many to see the Beast change into just another superficially pretty guy. The ending sequence with the mystic arrow is great, but after that the final piece is abrupt and futilely bizarre.

Final Grade: B

The Howling (1981)
Starring Dee Wallace, Patrick Macnee, Dennis Dugan, John Carradine, Elisabeth Brooks

Film Prophet's Review...
Popular TV newswoman, Karen White, Wallace, is sent away with her husband to a country resort by her doctor on a retreat after a traumatized experience with a sexual predator when helping the police lure the killer. The opening of the movie is static much like the acting: a droning street atmosphere, contact immediately with the serial killer including some inadequate radio transmission, and a dubious story to begin with. The resort evidently has strange residents and it is clear during a long folk campfire sequence of people hiding who they truly are. Karen hears strange howling noises at night and that is because the country resort is run by odd people who are all werewolves. The adults and others victims are feeble and while there is no big dilemma or drama between them, the film’s subject with werewolves horror is somewhat disappointing really until last dozen of minutes. In the mawkish narrow, slow story, the humor is nonexistent when it tries lousy at doing so. It’s low-budget and dated, and the werewolf craze in the early eighties was its spark at time. Consisting of a very prototypical horror backdrop, the material is brainless and shallow like the characters. At partial times are an alarming one high pitched music score in the background, unsettling voices, crass sound effects, and gory flesh. However, all of these things are kept short and hazy at temporary escalated heights. The colors are dulls and the setting has a hideous interior as some scenes act redundant. Sometimes strange or just boring lacking alluring occurrences to be haunted by, a blonde woman is the protagonist and the movie counts on her being frighten and terrorized but that hardly happens in the first hour as one may expect. She battles with her subconscious instead and the dangers that surround her. The audience is disgusted with what she sees, but entertained whilst watching even though how horribly bad and impractical it really is. ‘He's one of us now.’ The effects were probably considered impressive over twenty years ago, but about three minutes is spent on one semi-grotesque mutation. Despite the final dozen minutes, most of the wolf action and sightings appear in small cabin brawls during the daylight. These wolves occasionally act like vampires with teeth and biting, but there is a distinct difference. The movie does hold off on the werewolf appearance before revealing the pulsating hairy transformations, which soon become cyclical and extended.

Final Grade: C

The Black Dahlia (2006)
Starring Josh Hartnett, Aaron Eckhart, Scarlett Johansson, Hilary Swank, Mia Kirshner, Fiona Shaw

Film Prophet's Review...
Author James Ellroy's forties novel based on the murder of Elizabeth Short delved into the lives of Los Angeles cops and fraud. The lackluster direction by Brian De Palma and the depiction on the graphic storyline with a noble cast lineup goes sour and adapts the book unpleasantly. Sgt. Lee Blanchard, Eckhart, and Officer Bucky Bleichert, Harnett, are two ex-boxers who become cops involved in a hunt for the killer who mutilated Short whose corpse was found on the edge of a vacant lot in a tireless investigation that was notoriously unsolved. Proven actresses play dress-up with vamp appeal in a noir conventional atmosphere. Johansson’s character kept changing entreats, and Swank’s Irish accent also kept changing from bad, to none, to decent, and repeats. The movie concentrated on the style than the actual content from the book and it was being too hard to be natural and ended up being unnatural. The sun shining out of windows and the shades of curtains that reflect accordingly is quite fascinating. Mia Kirschner, as Short generates more impact in black and white flashbacks from footage archives that was ostensibly more than enough than all the other parts together. The purpose of scenes flew terribly and jumps to the next botched scene of no real introduction or resolution to anything. The conversations have sentences with no more than three words attached from terrible lines. They act stern and sprinkle goofy squat lines. The movie is so long-winded that a viewer would turn off the brain because the lines certainly weren't attracting it. The confusing plot with too much and incoherent at times is just bad. The inexplicable physical attraction is deceiving, unrewarding, and diluted inconsistent with convoluted demeanors and it disgraces Elizabeth Short who is cut short once again. The movie is not even about her and bar from her, it is purely fictional. Not a single scene is about her; rather it just shows her acting auditions. Pointless acts of violence are placed in order to develop Harnett's character which failed along with his distraught voiceover. Harnett as Bucky falls for Kay Lake, Johansson, Lee's girlfriend and Madeleine Linscott, Swank, serving as unnecessary subordinates in an out of the ordinary mess. It is exhaustion from the beginning that was slow with fast confusing editing, awful joking lines, and an absent plotline. It ended up being about two male detectives showing up at endless city crime without any backdrops to any of it and turns out to be vague for a long time then over-plotted at last. Roger Rabbit has a hundred to one proportion of clear and entertaining adventures than this film. The concrete title story serves as one of the subparts to Bucky’s fractured and confused, unrealistic and implausible, life which is a movie about him. He spends more time residing with each female than investigating the core of the title story during the center of the anti-climatic film and it leaves little time to wrap up the movie’s end considerately.

Final Grade: C-/D

Faust (1926)
Starring Gösta Ekman, Emil Jannings, Camilla Horn, Frida Richard

Film Prophet's Review...
The German doctor myth legend Johann Georg Faust who has been displayed in several sorts of entertainment mediums such as operas and comic books arrives very potent in this German silent film directed by F.M. Murnau. The story surrounds a plague in early sixteenth century between a fictional battle of God and Satan’s war over earth to obtain souls. They wager on the soul of Faust, an old long bearded prayerful alchemist. People have cried for help to his way during the spreading famine and disease as if he is the only savior on the planet so Satan sends Mephisto, a chief demon, to tempt Faust with his return to youth in exchange for the end of the plague and misery. Murnau’s artistic style, considering when it was made, was super technical and sometimes downright ghastly combining with the story standpoint of supernaturalism. The makeup and costume designs, the textures and lighting where most of the frames are blacked out, all look quite authentic and surrealistic. Sometimes clay model prototypes are used, or life size puppets in an enormous fog and raging steam of sights and acting motions. The detail in the special effects is nightmarish with twisted small areas even though the movie covers the entire universe of ground and air, flying on cloudy floors, and vast dark images to astound the strangeness of its horror. All of the sets and characters look quite sinister. There’s long camera pauses, nudged editing that every object on screen is always vanishing or altering with the smoke, and Murnau pulls out many materials for the sets to establish a sinister atmosphere. It does well expressing the story if someone didn’t have sound because the images are so staggering and the acting cordially states the expressions and gestures. ‘The portals of the darkness are open and the shadows of the dead hunt over the Earth.’ There is no spare time chat; every cue and title is lyrical mixed with an omniscient unfolding. After Faust is enticed, the story embraces a love angle merely by spell and potion for the rest of the way and the ominous matter in the beginning slowly disappears. The film never quite recovers from this. Murnau’s Nosferatu is still the better film because there is one central character confining inducement the whole time. In this film, there are small doses of supernatural matters contrasting with humanity in short time spans but there is not a lot focus on one mass. The story and paranormal setting falls flat related to the first dozens of minutes with the old Faust and the plague. It gets carried away with love planting and wretched potions and spells by the vampire looking Mephisto and his evil temptations of wishes. Arbitrary places and people are all over the place and Mephisto exercises his power among people when the old Faust and heavenly creatures are not around on picture. The devil may receive Faust's soul, but only when Faust has attained complete human happiness, without the curse. Outlined with themes of morality, evil, religion, and love, the movie is an understanding of human beings’ reactions with fundamental evil where people are free to choose any means of virtue.

Final Grade: B

Johnny Stecchino (1991)
Starring Roberto Benigni, Nicoletta Braschi, Paolo Bonacelli, Franco Volpi

Film Prophet's Review...
In the highest-grossing movie in Italy up to that date, a married woman seduces a credulous school bus driver to Palmero, Sicily so that she can have him killed because he looks like a double towards her a disreputable gangster husband who snitched on his fellow mates. Stecchino is Italian for toothpicks, and it is the nickname given to Dante by Maria to replicate the real menace, Johnny’s identity. Dante is passed off for the snitch and Johnny hides from the mob. The dim-witted Dante is made to look and act just like Maria’s criminal husband though Dante is so naive that she doesn't really do anything because he messes up on his own to irritate people. An example is the interaction with the cardinal about sugar. Dante is kind, but a blundering and wimpy guy who likes to steal bananas as his zany habit. He steals one banana up his coat sleeve at a fruit store every morning and faces repetitive temptations that occur frequently no matter where he is. Probably promptly the audience will associate bananas with Benigni in this movie afterwards. Roberto Benigni plays both men in a dual role. Hearing Roberto's voice echoes that he is having fun, plus he also co-wrote the story and directed the film. The first half of the movie is dimwitted for humor and audience laughs before the fun parts during Dante mistaken identity. After he arrives in a different country, he believes all this criminal fuss pointed at him has to do with a stolen banana but it's not that. The balcony scene is a fine example where he has no idea. Much of the humor is embedded into that for a lengthy amount of scenes during the second half of the story depending on Dante not realizing that everyone thinks he is someone else. The area where the script pulls part of it off is where he discusses his wrong doings with true gangsters without ever mentioning particulars. However, the low-key and lightweight comedy is very loose and unwise. The adolescent attitudes are displayed by shoddy adult appearances and it is uneasy to connect with, especially with the dullness floating around of context before when Dante heads to Palmero. They all are bums no matter what profession they have. It has frolicking music and gestures, several phrases and actions, but weak in several characters who appear in one scene with Dante and then don't show up again as they aren’t energetic like Roberto’s acting. The first half also has a vacant and empty story before the plot sinks in similar to Life is Beautiful, which takes a while until it gets to a certain point after strolling along. Benigni did become more familiar to American audiences through this movie.